All Posts in Soulzy's Bar

excuse me sir! can i have a beer please? i know i look short and sound young but im 21!

i wanna job but its closed so yeah

*Gelilah looks around the empty bar*
Wh.. Where is everyone?

♪I'm So DrUnK i CaN bArElY sEe♪

Boulder punching asshole

sheesh i finally*hic*escaped the chicken that was following me

wait this isn't the graveyard im too *hic*drunk for this shi-*collapses*

anyway now that hammer's dead

i'd like a glass of white wine

being a parent to todd and noah has not been great.

kill me and take me to the grave yard

*dies*

*walks out and dies for drinking a lot of beer*

my last words are "a sh*t"...