All Posts in Soulzy's Bar

Come Drink The Pain Away!
I require the substance of liquid you have on your shelf that is contained within a plastic box with a straw known as "Orange Juice" if you are kind enough to comply. If you so choose to do as asked I will be most thankful towards your kindness.
*Meanwhile actually interesting stuff is happening I'm literally a rotting corpses at the bottom of the pool*
if soulzys dead how the fuck do we run this place
excuse me sir! can i have a beer please? i know i look short and sound young but im 21!
i wanna job but its closed so yeah