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Come Drink The Pain Away!

giv galn uv ber

I require the substance of liquid you have on your shelf that is contained within a plastic box with a straw known as "Orange Juice" if you are kind enough to comply. If you so choose to do as asked I will be most thankful towards your kindness.

Hello Gordon!

-way to drunk for own good-

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♪I'm So DrUnK i CaN bArElY sEe♪

Can i have the @#!$%!&*@ drink?

*Meanwhile actually interesting stuff is happening I'm literally a rotting corpses at the bottom of the pool*

are you sad? are you tired of life? well CURE YOUR DEPPRESSION AT SOULZYS BAR!

if soulzys dead how the fuck do we run this place