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*destroys the toilet* And this is why you don’t drink hardcore whiskey at a bar after you have Taco Bell. I’m going to use my powers (if they work right now) to fix the toilet.

I’d like a tall glass of HARDCORE WHISKEY please.

*sings never gonna give you up very beautifully*

*shits at max speed 2.0*

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When does Gelilah die (This is outside of lore)

how do you feel about having to get a job just so that you can take a crap?

*drunk as hell*

rainbows lolilopcks n painyos many ting

uh can i order uh, uhhhhhhhh-

Helllooooo @lintman