All Posts in Soulzy's Bar

Come Drink The Pain Away!
*destroys the toilet* And this is why you donโt drink hardcore whiskey at a bar after you have Taco Bell. Iโm going to use my powers (if they work right now) to fix the toilet.
Iโd like a tall glass of HARDCORE WHISKEY please.
*sings never gonna give you up very beautifully*
*shits at max speed 2.0*

https://youtu.be/-91Ka5UM55U why am i alive.

Dick's Pizza
You haven't eaten pizza until you've eaten Dick's!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-91Ka5UM55U
When does Gelilah die (This is outside of lore)
how do you feel about having to get a job just so that you can take a crap?
*drunk as hell*
rainbows lolilopcks n painyos many ting