All Posts in Soulzy's Bar

Come Drink The Pain Away!

*destroys the toilet* And this is why you donโ€™t drink hardcore whiskey at a bar after you have Taco Bell. Iโ€™m going to use my powers (if they work right now) to fix the toilet.

Iโ€™d like a tall glass of HARDCORE WHISKEY please.

*sings never gonna give you up very beautifully*

*shits at max speed 2.0*

Dick's Pizza
You haven't eaten pizza until you've eaten Dick's!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-91Ka5UM55U

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When does Gelilah die (This is outside of lore)

how do you feel about having to get a job just so that you can take a crap?

*drunk as hell*

rainbows lolilopcks n painyos many ting

uh can i order uh, uhhhhhhhh-