order stuff in Soulzy's Bar

Can I get some Dr. Pepper, or Barq's Root bear? Which ever you have.

I’d like a tall glass of HARDCORE WHISKEY please.

uh can i order uh, uhhhhhhhh-

*order pizza then eat pizza*

can I get a-

can i get a glass of water pls?

giv galn uv ber

I require the substance of liquid you have on your shelf that is contained within a plastic box with a straw known as "Orange Juice" if you are kind enough to comply. If you so choose to do as asked I will be most thankful towards your kindness.

Can i have the @#!$%!&*@ drink?

excuse me sir! can i have a beer please? i know i look short and sound young but im 21!