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Goodnight. Make sure you get a good amount of rest tonight. Stay hydrated.

When you know the friend that always makes gay jokes is ACTUALLY gay but you don’t have any proof and can’t prove it:

I ran out of hoodies that fit me so I wore on that was a bit to big. It slightly hung off my shoulders. I was told I looked like a twink. Is this a good thing?

Also goodnight. Hydrate. Rest well.

I’m going to pass a law in my empire that outlaws rodents. If you are found to be harboring a hedgehog or any other type of rodent, you will be executed via firing squad.

Roblox is getting sued by Law by Mike, Chris Hansen, and an entire US State btw.

#FreeSchlep

Free Schlep 🗣🔥💯

#FreeSchlep

I, Dr Ivo Julian Robotnik, and The Eggman Empire stand, both with Schlep.

Also, GOODNIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

Good news: ankle is NOT sprained!

Bad news: it’s actually fractured

I’m still blaming Sonic for this shit.