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I HATE THAT FUCKING HEDGEHOG
Did you know there are a ton of Medical Benefits to being disintegrated via Robots?
Goodnight. Make sure you get a good amount of rest tonight. Stay hydrated.
Loading...When you know the friend that always makes gay jokes is ACTUALLY gay but you don’t have any proof and can’t prove it:
I ran out of hoodies that fit me so I wore on that was a bit to big. It slightly hung off my shoulders. I was told I looked like a twink. Is this a good thing?
I’m going to pass a law in my empire that outlaws rodents. If you are found to be harboring a hedgehog or any other type of rodent, you will be executed via firing squad.
Roblox is getting sued by Law by Mike, Chris Hansen, and an entire US State btw.
Also, GOODNIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!