DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Both of my ears are uncovered, I’m fucked the next time this thing talks

I can’t even take a picture of this piece of shit it’s so dark in my room. AND I HAVE THE LIGHT ON. BRUUUHHHHHH

IDK IF IT SCARIER IF IT DOESNT BEEP OR IF IT DOES LOUD AF AND CONSTANTLY LIKE BROOOOO

SAVE ME PLEASE 🙏

THERES NO SCHEDULE FOR THE BEEPS EITHER IT HASNT DONE ONE IN A WHILE AND MY TERRIFIED

This damn fire alarm is putting my stomach in more pain then my period has…

…and my period is fucking crazy. It’s like it knew this was gonna happen and was like “nope, we’re not making this too painful for them, they gotta live and hour with a fire alarm

I get a chill all over my body and just a wave of pain everytine it fukibg does this and I don’t think it’s normal (for me)

So… uh…

Anyone else get sent into a mini panic attack when they hear a fire alarm “tell its final words”?

Im texting my dad, I hate this thing. I need it to STFU AND LET ME SLEEP. I ALREADY HAD A NIGHTMARE I DONT NEED THIS SHIT TOO

It’s so loud and scary bro can I just take the batteries out of that bitch? This took so long to write cause IT KEEPS. FUCKING. BEEPING.

Help me plz

And if y’all are like “it’s just beeping it’s not that bad.”

I AM LITERALLY TERRIFIED OF FIRE ALARMS. EVEN IF ITS A TINY ASS PEEP. THEY SCARE ME SOOOO BADLY