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In old editions of dnd where it was.. kinda.. goblins were just seen as things to kill for the party to look cool. Dnd made them seem kinda like indigenous people who were brutal untrustworthy thieves..

..They changed this..

Grown ass vampire: blood dripping on chin

Victim: BRO AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SOPHISTICATED, TAKE THAT DAMN PAPER TOWEL AND WIPE THAT SHIT OFF

Large Luigi the friendly beholder tavern keep.

[This is an official dnd npc made for a module I forgot the name of. He owns the Laughing Beholder tavern?]

Dnd players: MONK IS TRASH CAUSE OF LACK OF KI POIINTS!

Monk: DODGE, WEAVE, TEMPORARY INVULNERABILUTY, ONE SHOT KILL.

CAN THROW YOU 10 FEET ACROSS THE ROOM AT LEVEL 2, CAN GRAPPLE A FUCKING DRAGON.

But I get most abilities after late game.

The party adopted a red Slaad and blue Slaad. Blue was born first and named Krusveto, red was born second and named Rschvania.

So true, except the dmpc that helps the party adopts them.

Do baby centaur walk om their horse legs and their hands? How do centaurs crouch through vents?

Type join to join team powerhouse! A seperate team away from the canon events! No leaders!

How to take care of a mimic. [Do not give alcohol because it will die.] Give it soft food at first then crunchy frood.

AND GO