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BARD!
The source-of-every-HALF-BREED!
Beholder: I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Rogue: LETS DO I-.. tf are you doin..?
Beholder: Putting in my contact lenses.
In old editions of dnd where it was.. kinda.. goblins were just seen as things to kill for the party to look cool. Dnd made them seem kinda like indigenous people who were brutal untrustworthy thieves..
..They changed this..
Grown ass vampire: blood dripping on chin
Victim: BRO AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SOPHISTICATED, TAKE THAT DAMN PAPER TOWEL AND WIPE THAT SHIT OFF
Large Luigi the friendly beholder tavern keep.
[This is an official dnd npc made for a module I forgot the name of. He owns the Laughing Beholder tavern?]
Dnd players: MONK IS TRASH CAUSE OF LACK OF KI POIINTS!
Monk: DODGE, WEAVE, TEMPORARY INVULNERABILUTY, ONE SHOT KILL.
CAN THROW YOU 10 FEET ACROSS THE ROOM AT LEVEL 2, CAN GRAPPLE A FUCKING DRAGON.
But I get most abilities after late game.