memes in Dungeons and Dragons

Beholder: I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Rogue: LETS DO I-.. tf are you doin..?

Beholder: Putting in my contact lenses.

Grown ass vampire: blood dripping on chin

Victim: BRO AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SOPHISTICATED, TAKE THAT DAMN PAPER TOWEL AND WIPE THAT SHIT OFF

Dnd players: MONK IS TRASH CAUSE OF LACK OF KI POIINTS!

Monk: DODGE, WEAVE, TEMPORARY INVULNERABILUTY, ONE SHOT KILL.

CAN THROW YOU 10 FEET ACROSS THE ROOM AT LEVEL 2, CAN GRAPPLE A FUCKING DRAGON.

But I get most abilities after late game.

The party adopted a red Slaad and blue Slaad. Blue was born first and named Krusveto, red was born second and named Rschvania.

So true, except the dmpc that helps the party adopts them.

Do baby centaur walk om their horse legs and their hands? How do centaurs crouch through vents?

How dnd was made:, Gary gygaxes wife suspected he was having an affair and ran into their basement to catch him.. she daw him and his friends around a table with maps and character sheets.

Player gets trolled by fairies.