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Half-Orcs, humans x orcs typically come from loving families who make tarts and crush berries.

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BARD!

The source-of-every-HALF-BREED!

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Beholder: I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Rogue: LETS DO I-.. tf are you doin..?

Beholder: Putting in my contact lenses.

Grown ass vampire: blood dripping on chin

Victim: BRO AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SOPHISTICATED, TAKE THAT DAMN PAPER TOWEL AND WIPE THAT SHIT OFF

Dnd players: MONK IS TRASH CAUSE OF LACK OF KI POIINTS!

Monk: DODGE, WEAVE, TEMPORARY INVULNERABILUTY, ONE SHOT KILL.

CAN THROW YOU 10 FEET ACROSS THE ROOM AT LEVEL 2, CAN GRAPPLE A FUCKING DRAGON.

But I get most abilities after late game.

The party adopted a red Slaad and blue Slaad. Blue was born first and named Krusveto, red was born second and named Rschvania.