memes in Dungeons and Dragons

Hero: Stabs robot minion in the chest

Smart villain: I actually put it's main parts inside its knees. And literally every area but the chest.

Me when the players continue after I said "Are you sure?" And I don't want their characters dead YET.

Looking for new players in dnd!

https://youtube.com/shorts/UPNF07nIFtw?si=2mcZV9PLw0bBICPY

Me: plays dnd

Me; rolls two 20's, one 19, and a 5.. almost defeat a player.. [Rerolled the 9]

DND ITEM THE PARTY GOT

Dnd subplot idea.

Half-breeds realize their siblings and ones ancestor is a non aging bard and ones parent is the same bard.

Orc + Goblin = THIS.

MAKE YOUR ROLLS HOW YOUR CHARACTER IS.

It doesn't have to go like- oh! I rolled this number first, since con is the first stat, I put the number in con! NO! You can put it into anything!