All Posts in Banged Eggman's Wife Club

FUCK HIS WIFE PEOPLE

WHO posted my NUDES on Twitter dot com?!

Why is SONIC on the same line as the VILLAIN LINE

I peed on your wife, Robotnik. She's mine now. That's the law.

Get wrekt, you fat scrub man. I'm gonna go fuck your wife now.

Please. Stop. Your mother would be very disappointed.

Did you see that hot JPEG footage that was just-

I will kill you, and then kill you again

And so, birthed from the critical pillar, and from- uh, Robotnik's Twitter account... I'm Hot Topic.

WHY IS THE CAMERA ZOOMING IN-

WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM!!!!!!