Crumb >:3 in The Bread

ZUESSS IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME?? COWARD!!

There’s no time to explain I need you to transition into a woman!


HELP WHY IS THIS SHIT FUCKING PEAK

Sigh… no one wants me to be their stay at home wife… “I do!”… “ew wth dude”

Today’s getting kinda crazy, first I was in my bedroom and now I’m in my living room who knows where I’ll be next

So I was watching this anime…

Real voicemail btw: “YOU FORWARDED ME????? (sniffle) This is so not colon three of you!! (sobs a little) ______ Teto would be disappointed in you, what is this??? Miku does not an approve of forwarding are you kidding?! Call me back, call me back PLEASE-”

I hope you wake up tomorrow and someone falls in love with you… and I hope that someone… is you.