

Ey, wiseguy, don't ask how we got'cha here, good?
It's me, the Don of this establishment, a friend of mine told me you'd a like to be an associate of ours, ey?
Well you're in luck fella, the books are open, though you'll have to take the oath.
Keep your posting relevant and on topic
Really would suck if some fella posted something that didn't belong.
Under no circumstance will bigotry of ANY form be allowed.
It's a no tolerance policy, see.
AI in anyway shape or form is prohibited.
Ey, if you seriously think you can put something so soulless in here and think you can get away with it? Well, fuggedaboutit!
This is a DRAMA FREE community!
Fella, don't bring your shit into this establishment, we already have enough to deal with!
NSFW and just generally suggestive material are prohibted!!!
Listen fella, we may have goons, but "gooning" will not be allowed.
Breakin' rule 1, we'll only let you off with a warning, but break the other four? We won't hesitate to whack ya!
(in this case, whack means immediate block)
Ey! Welcome to the family!
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