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I’m lag

i'm bored, so ima make pineapple pizza to mess with everyone.

*makes a pineapple pizza*

*sitting in a random corner, eating a random chunk of metal*

yum.

I DON'T NEED NO KNIFE!

cause i cut up this pizza perfectly with my BARE. HANDS.

*insert smug look*

I REQUEST A SCARF.

black and green please.

STOP ASKING FOR ROOM

ROOM APPLY IS NOW ONLY OPEN AT 11 AM TO 12 AM

ah yes. THE UNDERWORLD. not surprised i'm here.

...*coughs*

Becoming Admin is 120 dollars

making you’re own shop is 57 dollars

Becoming Shop worker is free

Working 10 hours or more is = 50 (times 2 every 10 hours

Working 1 hour = 12 dollars

Working a minute is = 0.45 cents

now can i be admin? please im a good friend