Megáli Spárti in United Chiefdoms of Amerikí

guys follow @lazy_hardy he is an epic dude (even if I was at war with him a few hours or smth ago)

we are launching an attack on Al-ahvaz's Mars destroyer! and it may result in loss or victory... (our ship first then Al-ahvaz's mars)

we have sent troops over to Al-ahvaz in their Russian land and Iranian land we will shortly be firing our spaceship laser at them

we would like to announce that Al-ahvaz has declared war on us for sending a goofy image we will be in major(ish) danger

I forgot to announce this yesterday but Comerians and Holy Byzantinic people have signed a treaty which means the end of the Holy Byzantic-Comerian war

The Holy Byzantine have announced that if @Glitch-demon doesn't surrender in the next 5 minutes there will be a mass genocide of Comerian people in the Holy Byzantine

This war has turned from a war between Franken people, Byzantine people VS Comerian people into a great war as British rebels, French rebels and Comeria have created a coalition against the Holy Byzantine and Frankenburg may Mroman lead us to victory

We shall now help Frankenburg push Comerian troops out from their land by sending 10,000 troops to fight to get them out!

The capital of Loona has been nuked for a second time today! It is now devastated and has no chance at repair...

2 more minutes @Glitch-demon what do you wanna do? Surrender? Or loose your precious capital of Loona?