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*in black voice* your goin no where... ohhh lourddd

UHHH- FUCK WHERE DO I GO... DO I JUST... JUMP OFF??? FUCK IT THERE'S A GIANT PENIS CREATURE FOLLOWING ME RN I NEED TO GET AWAY

*Pipple jumps off the stage and rolls away.*

Giorno-Pepe (Pipple): W-what the fuck is that!? Alright-

*Pipple transforms back into himself.*

Pipple: I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

*Pipple rolls away at high speeds.*

transforms into uhh... this...

I SEE, YOU WANT TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY. WELL, CAN'T STOP YOU FROM FOLLOWING YOUR DREAMS, TROLL.

*Pipple uses the picture and transforms into the Giorno-Pepe creature.*

Giorno-Pepe (Pipple): Any last words, punk?

says your a poosy

i have a peer reviewed study right here that says..

Pipple: (WHAT TO DO... I GOT IT!)

HA. IT'S FUNNY, YOU SIMPLE-MINDED TROLL. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH BEING A DICK. WELL, LEAVING A POWERFUL CHARACTER IN AN IMAGE WAS YOUR SECOND MISTAKE. EXISTING WAS YOUR FIRST.

BETTER LEAVE BEFORE I USE THIS.

your mom's response: do it in here poosy

AGH FUCK! WHAT THE SHIT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY!?

YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, BITCHFACE!?