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What you think when you hear the word penetration, says a lot about you as a person.
People often tell me that I need to get my head out of my ass, but I can always assure them, that heads are not the thing I want in my ass
If Sean can be pronounced Shawn. then I demand that bean be pronounced bawn
Behold, for I have the thiccest ass of all.
Just your daily reminder, that mermaids only exist, because a bunch of sailors got really horny after they saw a manatee
Have you ever woken up, and felt like shit? That was me today... although I feel much better now. Now I just feel like trash.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
I was gone for 2 months, and now I have no fucking clue who anyone is... what have I done.
I read this wrong... very wrong...