IRL Shit in Weirdmageddon

This party never stops! Time is dead and meaning has no meaning!


My dumbass dad just installed an "anti-virus" on my laptop to stop LAG.


Bro, a giant ass block of ice cream just came off the stick and it went into my mouth




I just watched The Incredibles for the first time in years
And I'd say it's pretty good


Hey, did I ever tell you guys that one of my (old) friends at (my old) school once pushed me down a set of pure concrete stairs?



My parents are angry at me not eating enough so they're not letting me eat