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Me checking the fridge for any food at 3 am

give sex thangs to me for free vilageers to ensla- I mean train them to make you rich and maybe turn them into sla- I mean turn them into strongs farmer which you can command so basically sla-

Whoever answers this question correctly gets to eat a 100000000 dollar meal in my palace dining room

Am I da best?

Wow something I never did even though I promised to have it

Time to conquer all of India

Or MOST OF INDIA

Anyone who wants to become chancellor comment

I am going away for a few days

Usually it would be the right hand man who takes over but I think he's coming too

I didn't elect a chancellor yet so I will open submissions

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I am gonna play trenches

alright

returning with something cool...

(read article for information on thing)