announcements!1!!1! in glove cult

something something gloves

i want all of you guys to type CHEW in uppercase now

i have been CHEWing on a lot of gum lately

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honestly why the fuck did one of my shit sessions from the other day felt like i was giving birth to a baby or something?? did i have a gender affirming surgery before that shit session????????!!!!!!

Hey Everyone.

guess what.
guess what!?
GUESS WHAT?!?!
GUESS WHAT!?!?!?

HAPPY MSUTARD DAY, KENDRIKC IS HERE. AT 6:67PM TODAY EVERYONE EILL DIE

get clickbaited bitches

balls.