announcements!1!!1! in glove cult
Do gloves dream of eternal sleep? (no, they dream of chewbendous days)
your safety is not our concern
my deepest apologies for all the noise, we're understaffed and over stressed
fuck this, these moderators are terrible.
i need new goons
@ZiyadTheInsurgent 
wanted me to say this for some reason even though im pretty sure i said this a long time ago
Heya, thanks for viewing my profile.
Before I made this post, there were no rules on this profile, and no one got banned, yay right? But for safety reasons, I'm going to make a lot of rules, not to much, but still enough. The rules are important.
i want all of you guys to type CHEW in uppercase now
i have been CHEWing on a lot of gum lately
