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Geometry Dash is now kid friendly. Our first update:

- Updated spikes to be traffic cones, spikes were too brutal

- Updated sawblades to be clouds that transport you to the start of the level, sawblades were too brutal

- Community levels have been removed

For performance reasons, the default cube icon has been renamed from "Greg" to "Greg Heffley".

The default cube icon's official name is now "Greg"

Due to complete lack of budget, geometry dash is now a png image of bloodbath. Specifically, michigun’s part’s ufo section.

due to budget being split in half, geometry dash is now sphere run

Due to more budget cuts sex was removed 2 minutes after it was added

due to budget cuts, geometry dash has turned into madness combat

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Due to copyright issues every song in the main game will be replaced with this

hotdog and baloney getting added to geometry dash thisWeekend