main game stuffs in coltons like. place. where he has gamejolt. and he's like. colton. yknow man? yeah

important: bradford has been given a soul

he has no cool sauce... no aura

humphrey has a son. His name is humphrey junior
he was born like how new star fish is born. He came from humphrey's severed hand
humphrey junior was created by @Boing-exe , but he's canon now ok guys

important

btw we're adding bradford's redesign now

look guys look. new thumbnail! wahaha

important lore

new font

bradford restyled (won't affect how he looks in the game... unless the progress of the stuff i'm not doing continues to be paused, that is.)

game is rebranding. now it will be called quite some scary time at humphrey's.