Announcements in The Gnarp Cult

#GreenDidNothingWrong
that's why i love jack in the box, because they too tell children they're the f slur
HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRRRRR āāāāāāāāāāā
NEW YEAR NEW GLOVE
The great meme reset is here wohooooo!!!!!!!! ALSO HAPPY NEW YEAR! IT'S 2026! YAAAAAY
Lets take down the decorations now
Woohoo! 400 FOLLOWERS! Thank you @-StaticMoth- for being the 400th follower

We found the pieces some plot twist happened but we have the tree but what cost? Friendships have ruined, people feel like shit including me I JUST WANT TO FUCKING KILL MY SELF
Eeeeeeee only one more follower till 400 eeeeee
instead of slowjolt what if we just use #notveryfastjolt... that would be a bit more kind..
