All Posts in Fatalgard

1 million likes on this post and I’ll take off my mask.

(Difficulty: EXTREMELY IMPOSSIBLE DUMBASS)

Nah, this was Ethan (my real name lol) saying/doing this stuff, not Mastercaptain*

*Name changed to Fatalgard

God, the planes I was on to get back home were hell. I could’ve died there had I wasn’t lucky, and I’m not even over exaggerating.

I like saying the most savage things like the shit I said in my last two posts and also my DMs with my friends, it makes GameJolt more fun for me cuz it’s been so boring in 2023.

I was going to copy and paste Logan Paul’s apology then say sike but Ima cut the bullshit for you guys. I wasn’t joking and I ain’t that sorry about last post since idc what people think, I’m being dead serious here.

My PFP is actually a revamped version of my persona, Mastercaptain. Though this one isn’t called Mastercaptain, it’s “The Grim Reaper”. This one is a serial killer who is immortal which I made due to my mental & self esteem issues.

Hi guys, just to let you guys know, I'm going to leave to go to Colorado at 3:00 AM today (as of writing, it's almost 2:30 AM). So yeah, don't expect anything from me for almost a week.

Are those emojis representing what I think it is!?😂

(Context: These were replies to a random comment on an video about Gordon Ramsay)

I was trying to use my blue beanie to represent my character’s blue hair but it looks ridiculous.