UPDATE: New autopsy reveals that it wasn't Santa Claus that was found dead, but in fact, his impostor Saint Nicholas
Holy shit I thought all of those Santa deniers memes were just jokes
Ok this isn't really related that much to the whole community's shtick but I just found this funny
More UNDENIABLE sightings of Santa Claus caught in real life!
Welcome to the Santa Claus Believers Community, where we talk about our favorite REAL person, Santa Claus! NO SANTA DENIERS ALLOWED!
Here, we talk about Santa Claus, the bringer of joy! There has been a HOAX going around that Santa Claus is actually fake! Here, we will bring the TRUTH about Santa Claus!
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Guidelines:
You MUST believe in Santa Claus!
No harrasing.
All posts must be related to Santa Claus or Christmas. If you want to post stuff about anything unrelated to Santa or Christmas, either post it on another community or create your own.
No self-promoting (kinda related to the last rule)
No breaking the rules.
No more saying cuss words! It. Is. Not. Good. *inaudible mother noises* I'm putting a video on YouTube about no more saying cuss word.... No more saying cuss words, guys! It is innapropiate and violent! If you say a cuss word then you'll like... go into jail. And you're like... when you go to jail i-bah- when you go to jail, if you say- if you say a cuss word you go to jail, and when you go to jail and you said a cuss word, then... you're only gonna eat BROCOLI and other vegetables for your WHOLE LIFE! You don't wanna eat vegetables, sometime people like eating sweets, but, I eat brocoli. So, i'm ok with brocoli, but I do not wanna go to jail! You cannot go to jail! And saying cuss words is illegal. They are now gonna make a law about that. It is illegal, it is innapropiate, it is really violent.... I better warn my school about that.
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Merry Christmas!