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me when my father steals my sensitive skin aftershave care lotion to shave his stupid ass head but i just can't prove it ๐Ÿ’”

best albums of 2025 don't change my mind ๐Ÿ’”

im starvingggg

can someone buy me food

im not asking for a lot and taking care of me doesn't require a lot of money ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™

i literally just need like

5 dollars

to make it through the day

so won't you say goodnight? so i can say goodbye

won't you go to someone else's dreams?

won't you go to someone else's head?

haven't you taken enough from me?

won't you torture someone else's sleep?

when im an adult, im either taking my wife's last name or changing mine to my mom's last name

also when im an adult i want to have a lot of cats and i wanna adopt two kids and give them the coolest names ever

and im going to be the best mom ever fr

i saw like a RED toilet paper today and i got reminded of that japanese ghost story and genuinely started screaming ๐Ÿ’”

my second thought was clancy tape toilet paper though ๐Ÿ˜ญ

FUCK I ALMOST GOT RAN OVER BY A BIKE

BROOOO GET ON THE BIKE LANE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

do you guys also hate it when you put your phone so close to your face when calling that your make up goes on the screen and now both my face and the screen looks horrible ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

i love one way โค๏ธ

omg this is kinda random but i need a hug so bad cuz i actually never was hugged by anyone else other than my mom ๐Ÿ˜ญ and i need cuddles and someone to hold me when i sleep cuz i hate being alone

chucky fanta