I hope this is NOT real

Im this rn

XD

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Hay alguien español aquí aun?

Mi serpiente esta solida

WHEN MY GF SAYS I GOT A LOT OF SMEGMA

(IDK WHATS THAT I THINK SHE SAYS IM A SIGMA)

LITERALLY ME

Bro she already got a son