3 months ago

12 days of Joltmas - Lyrics by CDistheguy (parody of 12 days of christmas)


On the 1st day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

A temporary avatar frame

On the 2nd day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 3rd day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 4th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 5th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 6th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

6 suicide baiters

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 7th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

7 random bans

6 suicide baiters

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 8th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

8 manchildren

7 random bans

6 suicide baiters

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 9th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

9 friend requests

8 manchildren

7 random bans

6 suicide baiters

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 10th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

10 #nevergoon

9 friend requests

8 manchildren

7 random bans

6 suicide baiters

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 11th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

11 gifts for quests

10 #nevergoon

9 friend requests

8 manchildren

7 random bans

6 suicide baiters

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 12th day of joltmas, game jolt gave to meeeeee...

12 charged stickers

11 gifts for quests

10 #nevergoon

9 friend requests

8 manchildren

7 random bans

6 suicide baiters

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

AND A TEMPORARY AVATAR FRAAAAAAAAAAAME!



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