i went way too hard for this

(this video will play whenever you're idle on the title screen long enough. yes it's 4:3 because it's actually supposed to be in-game)

penis man 2: strike back

HA______

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"Kid named finger couldn't be real!" my best friend douglas using the ammonia powder and bleach in my basement to make mustard gas and kill us both:

#VideoGameDay2022

It's not even close.

A REVOLUTION SHALL COMMENCE

LOOK CLOSER

MY ARMY IS GROWING STRONGER

THERE WILL BE PEACE