professional cruise ship captains when they go on proshiptwt expecting advice from people who are pros at riding ships but they just see pedophiles

i need to confess i haven’t actually watched the last 2 episodes of tadc im a larper

librarians that go shhhh when someone is loud going on shtwt expecting advice from other librarians on how to get those darn kids to quiet down but they just see people cutting themselves

thinking about the game jolt ninjas legs. why are they like that

i have an adblocker so whenever i search something theres an ominous square following me as i scroll

when you gotta change your wording on an assignment to sound a liiittle less woke because your social studies teacher is lowkey #oneofthem

you are pissing me offff i just WANT TOMODACHI LIFE LIVING THE DREAMMM YOU ARE PISSING ME OFFFF GAMESTOP I MADE AN ACCOUNT FOR YOUR STUPID AS SITEEEE

I FUCKING LOVE HAVING MY OWN MONEY

"something went wrong!" SOMETHING???? IT'S YOUR SITE WHAT DO YOIU MEAN SOMETGHING

this man.