Fnafb:The Lost Dungeon

Very short and a paper thin plot

Freddy and friends went to a dungeon to get 1 milion dollars,that's it

there's no music for the dungeon

only in battle

everyone is already at max level so enemies are pointless

you just stumble around the 3D dungeon until you find a prison cell and punch it

then fight the puppet

that's it

3/10

the 3d dungeon aspect is cool and i think the concept of a fnafb dungeon crawler could work

but there's little to no substance

Fnafb dlc:Simon's Crisis

this game fucking sucks

ok so the game starts with the dev saying "are you readdy for freddy" "well too fucking bad freddy is dead"

the game is super short and cofunseing as all fuck

you find a door in the closet and that teleports you to a random cave

and you can jump down a hole in the cave to enter the debug room and there you get forced into a boss battle with 7 dodges

that dont attack and do nothing

freddy then says "that was fucking stupid"

and he goes home then bam cue to the fnafb 1 credits

that's the "bad ending" the "good ending" is even fucking worst

you explore more of the cave being a shit ton of copy pasted rooms

and then Freddy hears BBs laughter and says "inhale my dong enrgament child"

and then you find BBs lair

and you fight him and cloaked dude

but the FUCKING DEV COMES AND HELPS FREDDY AND HE HAS MAX 9999 STATS AND INSTANT KILL MOVES

and then you beat BB but then he corrupts simon or some shit and then you fight simon and copys of simon

and then bb actually loses and says how he will come back but the cloaked guy from before says "shush"

and then the game ends of with it saying how freddy and co went back to thier og universes and BB isnt a threath anymore as of now

and then shameless plug for a non exsitend sequel

0/10

no substace,confuseing af,easy and buggy as all shit

Debauchery Island

You play as springtrap and just run around in a linear path beating up the main 4 animatronics

springtrap wakes up on debauchery island and trys to fuck up bonnie but bonnie wins and heals him for some reason

then you fight some wierd futureistic robot that drops mister cupcake

and golden freddy is a optional party member for some reason

everyone has the same skills

the game is heavly unbalanced and sucks ass

you need to grind up a lot to beat chica the first boss

party hats only give 125 exp when theres 5 of them on screen

then you can beat up a fence to get your last party memeber a ytber who springtrap almost chokes to death

you need to grind up a lot or hope you land the stun chance with wire trap

after beating up chica and bonnie,foxy says he has a c4 and mister cupcake eats it

and then you fight freddy

and then you fight the refurbs

the end

the game is really unbalanced and sucks ass

no substance,paper thin and nonsenical story

it was made as a gift for that ytber bc they where sick and made during school

it was mostlikely made by a young kid

wich explains the unbalanced mess that it is

0/10

Fnafb Pizzeria Simulator

Clone of fnafb1 expect the map is slightly different

you play as bucket bob and he wants to be a "bad boy and ruin everything"

almost every party member is some sort of fetch quest wich gets old quick

some of this are cryptic,like finding rockstar bonnie guitar by interacting with a random shield on the wall

party memebers only have 1 skill,wich they learn from gaining jp points

all skills need 1k jp points to be learned

bob the bucket and trash gang learn a debuff skill

rockstar get a distraction skill wich makes the enemy not attack until you attack it

and other animatronics get a aoe heal skills

expect mr hippo who gets a bootleg toredoar march

since everyone gets only 1 skills,that deal low dmg

all of the dmg you deal in battle is from the scream attack

resulting in a stale combat system

spam debuff move and then spam scream

the giftboxes(cameras) are very beefy and annoying to fight

unless you rush for the protection party hats so you can upgrade the shop and actually deal decent dmg

the bosses and enemies are heavly unbalanced

0/10

Five floors at Hartzel

After the events of fnafb2 the toy animatronics get shipped to Hartzel the manufactuers

Toy Freddy wakes up and it gets revealed hartzel is ran by his ex,C.C the computer core

Toy Freddy needs to escape Hartzel and survive now

Toy Freddy meets toy chica in the break room,needing to get her hot pockets bc she spilled them all over the floor

You meet Vixen(mangle) who is called that for some reason in the female bathroom doing…stuff with a plunger

Then toy freddy beat her up and Vxien joins the party

Toy Bonnie is stuck in a shipping container and you resuce him

The problem with it tho is that the game suffers from “ where the fuck do i go syndrome” along side not explaning how stuff works, you need to figure it out yourself

Like you can fight the shipping containers and gain items

And get items from cabinets and such

Wich if you don’t know about

Makes the early game hell

Another thing that isn’t explain is how the skill learn system works

You can learn new skills by haveing a x amount of KB for said skill

2 of them are necessary for progression

Being Brute Force and Tamper

Brute force letting you acess vents and opening locked doors

While Tamper lets you mess with computers

Or how to get BBs shop

You need to hand over one of the BB guards a porn magazine and then you can talk with King BB

Porn magazine enemy has a low or non exsitent drop chance for porn magazines

So you need to get them from some optional areas to even use the shop

Until you get BBs shop you’ll need to carefully use resources and think what your next step is

Wich i had fun doing,BBs shop made things a whole lot easier and gave battles no challange

The other problem with the game is

It’s pretty buggy,some cams and death barriers in the vent segment don’t dissapear if you beat them

The Punching Vxien minigame doesn’t work so you need to exit it

Some skills descriptions forget to give important details

Like chicas Prepare skill costing both TP and Exp(for some reason)

And i even got softlocked

And some alpha equipment being better than beta one

Another problem is you have no map

Vxien can give you a temporary map but it drains her TP(wich stays after battle) but stil it’s a odd desgin choice imo

Even tho it’s rough around the edges and the diffuclty spikes at times

I had fun,useing resources and carefully thinking my next move

Along side exploreing floor 1

It’s a stunning game but rough

It’s only a alpha so it makes sense

I wish the dev didn’t abandon the game bc i’m curious how the rest of the game would have been

I’m in general really split on this game

On one hand it’s kinda buggy and has some wierd desgin choices along side diffuclty spikes

But on the other hand i can see a lot of effort was put into it

Like C.C. Talksprite glitches out when shes mad,the vents are 3D,Freddys skills changeing name when his masculinity gets shatterd.etc

Overall i think it’s a 5/10

Not bad but not good

Fnafb4 Demo by CYGgames

Freddy crashes the mandalorean in a random pizzeria and gets sttacked by party hats

…that’s it plot wise

Bonnie needs his legs

Chica acts rude and insults freddy bc yes

And foxy instantly joins you bc yes

Then you fight the witherds bc yes

And then you go into the office and springtrap is there for some reason

He says bb made the witherds go berserk and that he has a secret base in party room

You punch a wall and the end

The game is unbalance all witherds expect freddy are piss easy

Everyone acts out of character

And at the start of the game it makes you wait 1680 frames

I’m not joking

2/10

Freddys five night stand

i hate this game

it's fnafb 1 expect you fight gabe newll and everything past the betas are overpowerd

i grinded until about level 8 to beat the first security party hat(who is for some reason the jellyfish final boss from vile scenario)

after that you get a employee card and can now get chica and foxy(no bonnie)

chica is in the kicthen humping the sink and foxy is doing his thing

you get chica and then youre supposed to beat betas in the bathroom with chica only

but they are too strong to beat so you in theroy would need to grind until level fucking 20

enemys give little to no exp so this makes it even more awful

the game is really unbalanced and almost all jokes are just "ha ha funni nsfw" or "ha ha random"

0/10 fuck this game

One strange night at flumptys3

there isn't a one strange night at flumptys 1 or 2

you play as flumpty and you shit on cameras and secuirty toilet paper

grunkfuss stole your fireplace but it doesn't add anything to the plot

the game is highly unbalanced,cameras can deal little to no damage or use strong ass skills wich may even kill you

flumpty gets 2 turns,has strong multi hit attacks,crits often and gets sp regen

the token balance is awful,you'll need to grind up a lot to buy later weapons and items

Unless you got lucky with the cams

after killing all cams and security toilet paper,a portal appears

and flumpty fights golden flumpty

and then makes a joke about never finding his fireplace

the end

overall it's a 3/10

Five nights at fucking warios/five fucking nights at warios

the game has for some reason 2 names bc why not

the game is a mess,its high unbalanced and awful

it has cropped porn for peach and roslina facesets,peach has sexual attacks

roslina trys to fuck wario

wario hates bowser because when they where LITERAL BABYS

bowser broke WARIOS DILDO DOLL

and you fight mario bc of ass pics from peach

the skills dont work,the revive item doesnt work

the entire game is just random bullshit

0/10

Five fucking nights at warios

not the same game

wario says the fucking f slurs

and peach dialouge is sexual shit

you cant contiune trough the game because its fucking broken

just the fact it has a slur makes it a 0/10

Fnafb 4 the final chapter

a game made by Dylan

it's a shitpost game that parodys steamed hams

it was fucking amazing and i lvoed it

11/10

R***rd game

(Yes that’s the actual name)

It’s a mess

It uses the r slur multiple times

The game is cryptic and is just “interact with x specific item”

You play as master chief and get the parts for a robot

The game is really unbalanced and not fun to play

It’s awful and i didn’t finish it,i stoped after “defeat terrosits to upgrade shop” part

0/10

FNAFB:Fuchare Mission

a very confuseing game

w.freddy is in the fnafb1 location bc 1 and shit just happens

the game is pretty much "where the fuck do i go" the game

you just interact with random shit for more shit to happen

w.freddy,foxy and toy chica beat up freddy and chica and then shadow bonnie attacks bc yes and then you kill him

and clif hanger bc fuck you

youre max level is fucking 1 no matter the difficulty

shit doesnt matter at all

youre forced to fight the pupept at level 1 so thats fun

everyone besides w.freddy and puppet deal little to no damage and in general the game is unfun to play

0/10

Pissbear quest for rap ascesion

This game fucking sucks

Its about g.freddy becomeing a rap god

By killing music albums

Almost all of g.freddys skills are USELESS

They either deal little to no damage or havs really weak effects

The gane is really unbalanced,it relys on you getting special drops from party hats and metal hats

You get realky bad healing items bc fuck you

THE BETA SHOP SELLS SMALL PIZZAS FOR CHRIST SAKE

Bosses can aoe revive thier allys and have instant kill moves

After beating all albums,springtrap appears and he is mad bc you destroyed his albums

And then you fight him

And i didjt fuciing finish that battle because you get 2 shotted with 999 DEF

Q scenario

W.g.freddy just does shit in the fnaf 2 pizzeria

Grinding takes less thankfully

But the party hats are SO annoying,all party hats past the alphas can spam debuffs,high and poison

You fight jannitor bonnie and then you go imto the office and foxy is the owner bc yes

And then he activates BB marrygo round that lets you time travel

Then out of nowhere alpha hat and desk fan join you and you fight s.bonnie,s.trap and spring bonnie ajd i didn’t finish this battle bc s.bonnie has a aoe instant kill move

2/10

God awful

No impossible Kamoc Take

As the name suggests,it's kamocs take on no impossible

you beat bosses wich unlock characters,weapons,armor,items

there's 2 type of battles

set battles-you fight with a set party,ex:toy co vs armstrong

choosen battle-you fight with the party set by you

the battles can be really tough or easy

it really depends on your playstyle and party tbh

for set battles it depends on the trinkets and equipment and all that shit

but some like nightmare endo rely on well luck,luck can sometimes fuck you over in battles

you also sometimes get chests for beating x number of bosses

and you can buy characters,the buyable characters are pretty busted

restoring items cost money(expect the basic pack) so the loop for me was,beating a boss while useing the least amount of resures so i dont need to restock often,meaning i cna buy new characters and trinkets

the game in general is really fun and adiciting

hell i even beat cranky and the cranky rematch

8/10

pretty solid

Those fucking nights at Rachels

It's the most wierd fnafb game i ever played

so the game starts with candy welcomeing you to the game and then rachel says shes not ready

then you fight a cam

then you fight a cam in the cunt cants showstage

then one in the fnafb 2 showstage

and one in puppet mans excellent adventure

you ahve 999ATK,there's no shops

all the skills are just reskins/tweaked skills from fnafb 1-3,they are either questionable,straight up just springtrap connection or have no descriptions

the game is buggy and you can get softlocked easly

you also can't save mannualy

you either cant save for that area or need to save via the satanic table

then you can save in the fnafb 2 area and beyond because yes

In Axels words "this is truly babys first fnafb game"

1/10

Fnafb:King of Pizzerias

so lefty goes on a quest to kill nightmare and a mlg camera

...thats it plot wise

you get help from::rockstar freddy,menatton,springtrap and plushtrap

the game has FIXED DAMAGE for the damage formulas

meaning defense is fucking fake

you also start with max tier shop so thats fun

theres a crystal that full heals you enxt to the shop without any drawbacks

oh and you cant die in the boss battles,so random encouetrs is the only way to die

the game is really fucing awful

you get a tophat toss reskin that costs 80% of SP

and rockstar has a skill that costs 990 SP

you need to grind all the way to level 40 to learn 1 new fucking skill

the balance is really shitty and non exsitant

the dialouge is just characters being assholes to each other

1/10

Pingas Adventure

Starts of with the r slur

the plot is some guy wants to steal Gabe underwear because Eggman is evil

then robotnik gets info about a satanic blood ritual from yeet inside the tv

that's it plotwise as the game is broken and can't be beaten

there's no skills at all

basic attack is all you have

you need to grind a lot to even progress

im talking 20 for the first party member

you get a weapon and 1 armor piece for the shop

the weapons give high attack and the armor gives...+5 defense

thers only 2 shops

the loop is:

grind

get shop 2 equipmnet

grind some more

get party memeber

grind

repeat

and then you kill the cameras

very shitty facesets and dialouge

1/10

Mine Fucking Craft

Steve wants to fuck up herobrine

go collect obsidian

that's it plot wise

gameplay wise?

all of your skills are useless

basic attack will always be better

the game is really unabalanced,the cams and enemys either haveing high difficulty spikes or being piss easy

the balance is fucked

and so is the money gain

you can break the economy early and make the game piss easy

the game uses the F slur and reused jokes from the og fnafb games

1/10

FNAFB:In Another timeline

Springtrap is stuck in a timeline loop and he explores places

he find a literal piece of shit and names him Turdly.Jr

then meets other spaps

then a time rift happens in the basment of the springtrap time tralveing club

you stop it

then go fix the vents but oh no springtrap fainted and now fights hes deepest fears,the biggest one being a bucket who killed hes parents

then the timeline is doomed

and it all happens bc Evil Springtrap set all of this up to destroy the universe because he has the ability to rewrite the timeline

he does this to make a "perfect universe"

then protag spap calls him hitler then they fight over that

then you stop the timeline rift but useind Turdly.Jr as a plug

and then s.freddy knocks you out and do a shitty escape sequence to leave this timeline

the end

Story wise it's really babrebones and stupid

50% of the areas you explore are "just bc"

then other 50% have really thin plot reasons

Gameplay wise it's awful

all enemys and bosses have the ability to use buffs

the bosses are really annoying

the first one can:

buff itself,debuff you,inflict blind&poison,use attack,double and triple attack

summon enemys wich do the same thing TWICE

oh and gets a stat buff at 30% HP

the second one can apply hp regen wich outheals almost all damage you do

the bosses become easy afterward until the final one

who gets constantly buff from these crtystals,full healed if you kill one and can do basicly all what i said about the other bosses

most of your skills suck,like lying luna wich is the FM version

or devastation wich gives you immortality and +200% atk and def for 2 turns but then you die

most skills are focused on paralyze/stun resulting in little to no variety and zero DOTs

you have a alternate glove wich has its own skills and craftable alts but my god they suck

the gameplay loop is:

guard,build up tp and use combo skill

for enemys just use spread bomb

then theres really shitty puzzles

they are either really simple or MAKE YOU DO FUCKING MATH

the others are this slideing block puzzles that are either really easy or badly desgined

combat wise it's shit and puzzle wise it's lackluster

now i don't complain about humor,hell humor is subjecive but man the humor for this one made me cringe

Turdly.Jr just makes fart sounds and that's supposed to be somehow funny

and the overally constant shit with hitler jokes felt really stupid

don't give me the "geez typo,you're a snowflake!" argument

you can make dark jokes and they can be funny but here they just repeat the same shit and expect it to be funny

it's like a guy constantly poking you with a stick and going "come on laugh"

3/10

fucking hated it

Fnafb:Breadbear's Bizarre Breadventure Plus

this game broke me,i can take some bullshit in fnafb games but this game was too mcuh

where do i begin?

Story:

Purple guy and orange guy burned down the pizzeria and shit

breadbear gets revived so he can kill them

Ass and purple guy work togheter to kill people and...make aniamtronics out of thier souls i guess?

"Plot" wise you just get the most littlest of crumbs

after 4 nights of jsut dicking around,you find a shield but uh oh purple guy appears and then you jump into the ballpit and you're in SL for some reasoN

then learn ass is useing soul of dead kids to put into animatronics and you break the spirits free

then fight purple guy who is kicked by the puppet into the springlocks afterwards

then ass crashes the party,you fight him and everything is reverted back to normal

story wise the plot is really fucing thin and you get little to nothing form it

i'd say it's even worse than FM1 as here,the treath is constantly ignored

and don't give me the "oh but you killing ass creations every night stops him and helps the souls be free"

he just makes more the next night and when we see the souls in SL,there's a shit ton of them there

so it most likely didn't work

Gameplay:

where do i start?

Everyone has very lackluster movesets

status effect wise you have:Poison,stun,paralyze and sleep

that's it,not even a fucking blind skill

almost all skills do the same thing of hitting multiple times or hitting once but strong

you get a skill that removes debuffs at LEVEL FUCKIGN 20,max level is fucking 40

so you will have no way to remoe debuffs for early and a part of mid game

you get 2 debuff skills really late,def and agi lasting both 3 turns

where the skills shine in shittyness however is the wierd fucing desgin choices

like haveing a backupbash non fixed formula skill that lands 20% of the time but then you take huge recoil if it doesn't hit

or the revive skill costing 25% of max hp

the movesets are underwhelming,samey and limited

But wait,there's more

AGi debuff is useless because you can't see the characters speed

the gameplay loop is fucking awful

you find the new shop

you buy new equipment

then search every god damn room of the pizzeria until you find the next boss

kill them all until soemthing happens

repeat

there's never a varaiance to it or any intresting spin

well maybe the bosses are better? right??? RIGHT???

no,they aren't

even from the first fucking boss they can use debuff and buffs,something wich you can't heal until elvel fucking 20

and can't get rid of debuffs until way late in end game from the last party memeber

what makes the bosses worst is how bullshit they are

they can use:Blind,silence,poison,high(can't be cured),stun,paralyze,buffs/debuffs,inflicting regen on themselfs(they heal roughly 1.2k-3.6k every fucking turn,overhealing any damage unless it's a crit),use a death/instant kill skill oh and increase crit rate by 20% for 4 turns

did i mention that ALL ENEMYS AND BOSSES CAN CRIT?

i can't count the number of times i got crit killed because fucking rng jesus said no

the bosses are never fun and they are alwasy annoying to fight

some highlights include:

ghost cocksy useing double spread bomb,virtual party hat inflicting:blind,silence and paralyze on a ally(they also have a 0.01% chance to instant kill you,that attack is a aoe one too),a boss fucking countering me dealing 10k,being crit killed by A FUCKING ENEMY

haveing paralyze and stun both inflcited on

the stratgey is just either

A)you buff everyone with a late learned skill and increase crit chance then hope to god you can out DPS the hp regen with the crits

or

B)Spam poison&stun

paralyze becomes fucking worse as bosses start haveing resistance to it,makeing it much harder to land one on

thanks game very cool,and last thingall party memebrs start at level fucking 1,there's no aoe heal or aoe item heal

there's no way to cure debuffs/buffs from enemys besides the 2 skills i mentioned

2/10

fuck this game

Pobit's quest for terminal debauchery

Pobit wants to have a night of debuachery

skeletor comes to test her and gives her a sycthe

then you go fight clara and yemmedno

due to this BB escapes from his cage

Pobit froces P.spap and Pisslord to help her

they go to a town called Fuckyloand,Pobit isntead of looking for BB she wants to get starbucks

you help a girl deal with a pedohile by...giveing the pedo a dead corpse to fuck

then you go trough a cave with a shitty "pick the right door" " puzzle "

starbucks gets attacked by BB,Pobit gets mad and says how this is far fuckyoland(even tho she only came there 5 minuts ago)

Frozen chicken BB escapes and you follow him at the FM1 location

the end

Gameplay wise it's fucking awful

enemys can use buff/debuffs,poison,blind AND high

they also have a 10% FUCKING CRIT CRATE

and poison is old poison,so infinite

enemys drop little to nothing when it comes to EXP and gold

makeing grinding really tedious due to the metal hats being old ones

aka can only die if you're max level+kingly weapon

the game has a chip system but honestly just get LMFAO chip and spam it

it's a roullete skill that will help you with every fucking boss

the bosses have penis stats and hit hard,even at max level

it's 45 btw

bosses can alos just use a charge attack without needing a turn to charge

it's a overall really rough and harsh experience

feels like something that would be made back in the day rather than a modern one

3/10

Winterjam Entrys Reviews(besides flan game,sorry flan i couldn't bear the penis difficulty )

Fnafb:Below Zero

Ethe is on vacation but mister freeze froze the land and is a dick

go stop him

the balance here is really solid,i have no complaints when it comes to the combat

humor wise,if you get the inside jokes this is a 10/10 game,if not it's like a 5/10

the humor either makes it or breaks it

besides the annoying maze i have no complaints

a solid experience overall,tho i wished the demo gave you more to chew on

5/10

Vile's Quest

Vile needs to go to starbucks but lemon demon built a giant ass castle across the shortcut

kick hes ass and get that coffee

an again,pretty alright experience

combat is sometimes fucky,the puzzles are alright

the writing can be funny at times

again,what kills it for me is how little you have to chew on

5/10

Revenge of the gremlin

Felt like bless most balanced game this time

i playtested it,so i had fun seeing bless improve it and shit

the writing was funny imo

the balance was okay,i didn't suffer trough it this time around

6/10

Fnafb:Up mount Crumpet

Freddy and co visit a mountain for treasure

the freeze mechanic is either a hit or miss,depends on you really

didn't really click with it

didn't have a lot to chew on

6.5/10

TNGAU:Winter edition

A pretty solid story for the demo

some well written dialouge

the balance was really easy and going trough the map was confusin

7/10

FNAFB:Fishing Frenzy

the jam winner

the dialouge is really solid,so is the gameplay

puzzle wise they where a miss for me tho

the fishing mechaninc was cool

i really liked the 3D aspect

8/10

Burnos Blazing Quest

The abyss leauge want to destory gensokyo

gridchouli already doing this

yukari reverts back time and takes cirno to skeletor,who reincarnates her into burno

her quest now being to save ppl and stop the abyss leauge

first needing to get a revival book from funny cat

then exploreing with wiggle

ending up in a creepypasta town,helping vile deal with Bens hencemen

meeting up mystia along the way

clownpiece blasts you and seprates burno from mystia and wiggle

Burno now at fazbear frights helps scrapbaby kill phantoms

meanwhile mystia and wiggle try to leave fuckboys burger and meet up with burno

burno gets betrayed by scrapbaby at the end but saved by pamela

meanwhile mystia and wiggle beat up gridchouli and temporarly recruit gooby

didn't really like this segment,felt too dettach from the story imo

after everyone meets up,they are ready to take down the abyss leauge

going trough the dark abyss and a rematch with clownpiece

you reach the abyss city,after a stroll trough it

progression leads to a boss rush

my problem with it is the fact how long it is

it's not like 10 or 15 bosses,from my counting it's around 40ish bosses

i needed 2 breaks for this segment as i started to get burned out

if the fat for this segment was cut in half,then i would like it more

after the boss rush,you fight nightmare endo

a pretty difficult boss

now you can finally defeat the abyss leauge

and a final rematch with gridchouli whos battle is a reference to earthbound hallowen hack

burno and co blow up the place

everything turns back to normal

story wise i felt it was alright,besides the splitting up segment

i enjoyed the story well enough

Gameplay Wise

i felt like it had some ups and downs like the long boss rush

or the fazbear frights segment,the bosses there where not fun imo

fighting refurbs expect no freddy was not fun

or the first boss widdling you down until low hp at start of battle

or the times you need to fight multiple bosses back to back without heal

(the game heals you when you fight gridchouli as wiggle and mystia due to her sumonning abominations in a mini boss rush)

but alright hows the party tho?

Burno

Combo of fire skills and multi hit none ones

she has a def debuff and def&atk buff for herself

she does pretty well tho her negative bullet skill(wich deals more dmg the lower her hp is) was pretty situational

really depended on what the boss felt like hitting

Wiggle

can steal,has some support and budget death inhale

she falls off hard after getting later party memebers

Mystia

Has only skill that gives tp

can inflict sleep,aoe debuff,aoe heal,revive

basicly outclasses wiggle in support department

Pamela

tought he was ok,has a negative bullet skill and one that deals more dmg the higher the enemys health is

flash has chance to paralyze and blind

can buff himself

Rumia

i felt like she outclasses pamela

she can give double action to a ally,has aoe blind,budet death inhale

skill that ignores defense AND stuns

she is really good

i feel like you'll enjoy BBQ more if you like grandude games as characters from it are present here

i personally didn't find fredmogs constant "IM GONNA FUCK YOUR ASS,GET YOUR BOOTYHOLE READY" sexual assult lines funny

if you find it funny then good for you,however i found lines like skeletors "hello tiny woman" or "fooby is stil depressed" "someone help this man" really fucking funny,what im trying to say is even if you don't enjoy some of the humor

there will stil be something to laugh at,wich is good

i def enjoyed the game but it felt rough at times writing and gameplay wise

i can see why people like it,tho i personally liked MFCV&the boys more

7/10

Mr Hugs Hurrah

Mr hugs and co gets kicked off the stage bc thier music was shit

then mr hugs want a night of debuachery,none joins him so he goes alone

he fights a camera and gets crushed by a door

then a sad scene happens with bucket bob finding mr hugs and haveing a moment

wich i think is supposed to be funny bc it comes out of nowhere,but it just left me scratching my head

afterwards trash gang have a night of debuachery

thats as far as i went,as i found the gameplay to be a real slog

so gameplay wise

you get 1 shot to run away from enemies only

the characters have "synergys" with each other,tho they fall short almost always

a exmaple is bucket bob seek missle

its a aoe attack that you need to set up

so how does it work?

first you need panstan to mark every enemy with his single hit skill

it costs 50 sp,so lets say you have 5 enemies on screen

thats all your sp+a soda to refill

then you need to use bucket bob skill wich needs turns to set up too

so you waste 8 turns on a aoe skill

wanna know the best part?

spamming scream is more effective

the ideas are nice but like this exmaple fall flat on the execution

i rcouldn't get into it story or gameplay wise

i didn't finish it as after seeing a encouter with 3 buffer and 2 normal party hats i went

"alright im good"

5/10

Fucking Friday Night by Wdecently

i will start off with the plot,then the humor and gameplay lastly

Chapter 1

BF wants to have sex with girlfriend

going to Dearest mannor,bf and gf meet up

gf can't have sex bc she needs permission from DD

DD is tierd as fuck so you need to brew him a coffee

why not talk with him directly? because padding

after making him a coffee,DD refuses to let gf have sex

so bf beats him up

afterwards DD agress to let them have sex IF they go kill lemon demon

Chapter 2

Skid and pump force you to get thier candys back from bullys

they get a sugar rush,you fight

bullys strike back,you fight

go in mansion,lemon demon forces you play hide and seek

you fight,they plot to kill DD

Chapter 3

GF suggestes to get Pico,Bf's ex

bf doesn't want that but does it bc gf says they won't have sex if they don't get pico

pico and co don't want to join bf,bf presence somehow results in the uberkids appearing

you fight uberkids,pico and co get mad at you for stealing thier kill

they fight you,you fight uber kids again then

vanessa or whatever the fuck her name is turns out to be the leader

ennard runs her over

Chapter 4

Car crash

land on MM limo,bf refuses to pay for the damages

you fight her henchemen

then her

then she and her henchemen join bc DD saying no to gf having sex is not ok somehow

they plan to get santa claus to join thier team

Humor

"hey but humor is subjective"

ok but i don't care

i found the humor to be god awful here

it's either "ha ha sexxx" or "why is x here/why would x happen thats stupid" or reuseing jokes from the original game

sorry but i don't find bf saying "this is were DD keeps his secret femboy porn stash" funny

i found the humor to be really annoying and unfunny

"well fnf plot is about fucking gf" and??? the mods never get sexual dailouge wise,it's mostly ppl loseing thier shit over gf desgins

yeah sex jokes are fine but not when its your whole game humor and it never gets more deep than "ha ha nsfw laugh"

Gameplay

the gameplay is god awful

it has the habit of forcing you into boss fights and making you do multiple back to back

like if you lose in chapter 4,you would need to do 3/2 BOSSES ALL OVER AGAIN

this is a thing in chapter 2 and 3 as well,both have 2 bosses back to back

you don't get healed either,chapter 3 case is baffling as well because you get a inbetween pop off the menu

why? to equip higher tier equipment for pico and co they have alpha equipment,the dev assumes you bought higher tier equipment for them and wanted to equip it,wich is stupid

another problem with the bosses is they are all the same,they have no gimicks,no unqie abilites,nada

past chapter 2,they become meaty walls because i 100% bet the dev balanced shit around backup bash

resulting in unfun battles

the other problem is,the damage from boss skills increases the more party members you have dead

it's never told to you,the only way i learned this is via bless

this happens as early as chapter fucking 2

this is because the dev had the briliant idea of making the game pull a fm 2

so you have 7 party members fighting at once

another problem gameplay wise is the skills

they are either:reused from original,buffed up scream or straight up busted

like BFs status bomb,that has no CD,WA or TP cost

or skid and pumps aoe double defense down which is cheap as fuck

but this goes deeper,way deeper

all the skills that i got have no TP cost,i was abou level 18 so i saw a lot of them

if your final skill does have TP cost then its a fucking stupid idea,a lto of these skills could've been more balanced if they had some TP cost

and if tour final skill doesn't cost TP...why the fuck do you have a tp bar? why do you have donuts?

the other problem is the fact the party has no synergy and thats baffling considering how many allys you get

out of all these 7 allys,none of them synergys

you would think AT LEAST GF and BF would,but they don't

it's not hard to come up with some synergys,like what if thigh choke delt double damage if the enemy was paralyzed/stunned?

or Skid and pump spooky inflicting skill would boost up lemon demon attacks? or making his paralyze skill always inflict paralyze if a enemy is spooked but removed spooked? give me fucking something dude

another part of the bladness if the fact no party mebers have passives,making the already dull and unexciting combat even more boring

resulting in a bored,spamming same skills fiesta for 4 chapters

chapter 4 being espeically the worst,as you fight 4 henchemen who always outspeed you as bf alone

oh and you don't get healed bewteen this and the last battle,you don't have a chance to do it either as it's cutscene back to back

after beating the henchemen,you fight MM wich is a glorifed cutscene

so you guard until you gain all your party members back and then need to kill her hechemen

the thing is,the event check for all 4 henchemen is fucking broken

it triggers when 2 are dead,after that whole thing you can normally kill MM

this battle is really tedious as you waste a lot of turns to get your whole party back then need to kill the henchmen and then MM

it's not a fun or "difficult" battle as making me bored isn't a challange

The characters

everyone is flat and unisterting

BF

a asshole who wants to fuck gf

GF

BF's girlfriend

Skid and pump

kids

Lemon Demon

Nice guy

Pico

BF's EX

Darnell

Arsonist

Nae Nae

girl

MM

boobs

her whole thing is just boobs,her faceset is a zoom in on her boobs

her character sprite is 80% boobs

her battler is a reskin of Splash woman one

she is my least favorite character as her whole joke is unfunny

DD

generic bad guy

the characters being very unitresting and boring kills any possible humor,even if the jokes weren't just "ha ha sex"

there is no foundation for character jokes or character interactions as everyone is as nothing as possible

this game is everything bad about fanmade fnf media

1/10

Springbonnies revenge on fredbear

Intro

Gridchouli tells us about timelines and her quest of helping people from timelines

she tells us about a timeline in wich golden freddy time travled back to the fredbears dinner and helpt his past self beat springbonnie

this is where out story begins

Fredbears Dinner

Springbonnie gets a letter from the higher ups,him and fredbear have been fired

wich fuels springbonnies wish to take revenge on fredbear

past that point,you play GE 1 expect with springtrap

when the puppet timer gets activated,you get a new ally

spring plush is just springbonnies other half of the moveset made into a character

after defeating all the cams,you meet up with scraptrap

he want to stop springbonnie from taking revenge on fredbear

since revenge only results in more shit

springbonnie doesn't care and a fight begins

You fight against MFCV scraptrap...the problem is he wasn't tweaked for this game

so he will outspeed you

his lounge attack almost kills you and leaves you poisoned at deaths door

alongside that he has a aoe 100% chance high attack

my advice is to get the LV 8 whip for springbonnie and spam his pralyze move

then hope high doesn't appear and you got yourself a easy fight

after this,for plot convenience they find a time vortex wich lets them time travel into the future

and now we move onto the next era

Fazbear Frights

You start with springtrap,you have none of your equipment or items or gold

also if you didn't beat the puppet in the last era...you start with the timer

making early half of the era a bit annoying

Luckly you need to kill only 1 cam before getting your party back

it's the same old of beating all cams and getting a new ally when the puppet timer starts

you find scraptrap yet again in the office,this time he sends a creation of his to attack you instead

demented springbonnie is...really easy

just spam connection

[11:33]

Aftons Home

the home from GE2

You play as Phantom Spap,who used a time travel machine to go bakc in time and kill fredbear

he was gonna rule the world but freddy killed him

so now he wants revenge on him

P.Spap unlike the others can't act twice but has some strong skills to make up for it

after returning a book about necromancy and god to the mayor of a town(you get to name the town),P.Spap can leave the house

the mayor stuff never gets brought up again

After reuniting with your party,

they explain they want to beat scraptrap and get a time machine

and p.spap explains his motive and joins

you do the usual and can fight fredbear and golden freddy plush,who have tracked down springbonnie plush

they act multiple times and fredbear plush has a aoe instant kill attack

make sure to bring a lot of cakes for this one

after beating them,they are focused on stopping scraptrap

wich leads into our last era

The future

The shapeship from 3.25

You look around for scraptrap and stumble onto freddy,after killing him

the short plot point of p.spap is done

afterwards a brief talk happens in wich scraptrap claims hes doing good and doing whats right

none of the spaps care and attack him

the scraptrap rematch is...a hard difficulty spike

he is immune to all your status effects,has minions and acts thrice

he can whip out most of your party every turn

so yet again cake spam+second wind spam is necessary

after this you can go the time machine

...only to be told you need to defeat cams,wich feels like a way the dev wanted to pad things out

after this you get stopped by BB and his variants who wants to use the time machine to go back and kill freddy

but this raises the question of how he managed to gather the various variants of himself if he didn't have a way to time travel

the BBs are a very rough fight

they are immune to status effects,outspeed you and all have death

cake spam,praying for rngjesus and auto life spam is your bet

also grinding for stat boosts

[11:34]

after this springbonnie goes back in time to kill fredbear only for fredbear to dissapear after touching him

springbonnie created a time paradox and destroyed this timeline

they are somehow brought to the springtrap club from IAT

in wich leader spap tell springbonnie,he created a new universe from the time paradox in wich fredbear never exsited

this somehow is a bad thing

springbonnie worries about it but leader spap goes "nah it happens man"

the game ends with freddy going to the yoibiiverse to stop BB from making his communist empire

CONCLUSION

The idea for the story isn't bad but it's not developed any deeper than "don't kill fredbear,revenge bad"

If scraptrap was more present in the story and would take some sort of measures for springbonnie to not do kill fredbear

maybe he kills off the spaps before meeting up with them

or manages to fuck up the time travel machine

or warns fredbear about this,really anything could've been better

as a villain he felt really lackluster

same goes for the p.spap story line as it's not developed at all and ends abruptly

along side the balance being all over the place

none of the eras where changed or scaled for your equipment,stats or skills

the bosses go the EDQ approach of "best equipment dropped from enemys" along side needing a lot of stat boosts for the last era

5/10