I like how mystic flour cookie looks like an Oreo

And he can pull my trigger wink wink

Susie doesn't look like Barney anymore

Awwwww he's losing blood from someone else's offspring

She has ascended into the atmosphere, and I'm gonna send her back down

I don't think she has those

Omg true!

I was taking in the fresh air and out of the blue, gurgling* Oh! Holy shit! Wtf is that!

I like how the clock is a ketchup outline

It's time to give a person brain damage