I genuinely have no idea what he's saying

HEY

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M -watching gravity falls

I'm not nobody's housewife.

Chat, I'm changing my Mafioso Account to a Noli account,

I really didn't think I'd like their personality so much

i've just done something diabolical.

I just hit a TwoTime like 30 times and they didn't fucking die

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A what....

Man when Noli coming

The day is like

5 hours away from ending