I'M NOT HAPPY WITH SOMETHING! A RANDOM DUDE CAME UP TO ME AND SAID: "OH I HATE U." AND I KICK HIM IN HIS TOE, AND HE FAIL TO GROUND AND HE WAS SOBBING ON THE GROUND UNTIL I KEPT KICKING HIM. UNTIL I GOT HANDCUFFED BY THE POLICE. THEN SOME HOURS LATER. I WAS TAKEN TO COURT AND THE JUDGE SAID: "OH WOW WE ALL HATE U, POLICE TAKE HIM AWAY!" AND HE HIT THAT HAMMER THINGY ON THAT THING. AND I WAS SENT TO JAIL! AND NOW I'M HERE!

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[Wife.] Uh... I hate u.

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