while heroes are created and maintained by the Perpetual Empire, other societies quickly learned they could also use them to achieve their goals.

hundreds die in the voidwood each year, each attempting to take a picture of a wrong animal to post with the caption “same”

crab

you feel the space-time fabric of your Mondays begin to twist and warp

bonus area

this one’s for all my Vaucanson-heads out there

burgerkinesis

wake up

galloping golly-gossips whisper outside windows to lure out the curious

media literacy can be a surprisingly useful skill