how do I get him off

would you rather eat a pound of Old Gateau (pictured above), or a Matter Baby?

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this website lets you turn an image into a series of emojis.

https://emojimage.com/

so you're saying i'm constantly recovering from a constant headache?

completely accurate.

DEAR GOD

I've never watched Star Trek before, and I made this meme. I think it's pretty accurate to the Canon. (I accidentally used a Spock picture instead of a Kirk picture)

oh, I can't go to that convention! I have no money for a plane to Milaukee! (I still wanna go)

victim 1

normal day in reddit