Warning: Very Autistic fan fiction of Kermit the Frog.

Kermit the Frog used to own his own place called "The Box Warehouse" where he would produce creatures of his own species. They consist of Kermit Walkers, Antlion Kermits, Private Reserves and sometimes clones of Kermit and Kermert. One day one of the Private Reserves decided to betray Kermit and destroy the Box Warehouse one and for all, and that night Kermit's life changed for the worse. The Private Reserve placed a giant piston underground to push the Building up in the air while Kermit is inside, and once it was high enough the piston quickly lowers down and the Building begins to fall down and combust into peanut butter. Kermit was heavily injured and so was the Kermit Walkers and the other creatures. Kermit spent the rest of his life in a Sonic drive in to calm himself down along with some stuff he brought with him. A banjo, some leftovers from the Box Warehouse and other stuff. Meanwhile that same Private Reserve that destroyed the Box Warehouse spent the rest of his life in Penis Hotsex's house.

I hope you suffered from reading this :3