Hang on Carter, I think I know how to take this guy down

Alexfancypants when he actually has to work on Another Night At Alex's, not thinking about making Another Night At Alex's and calling it a day:

How me 3 years back felt after I suggested we kill all furries as a joke (not knowing that it's the corniest thing ever):

I made glamrock Freddy ->-

Okay that poll has gotten 0 engagement and y'all are stinky

Take this anyways

Idk I made dis 0-0 (in meh Au) like if they died dis is what happened ;-; cringey I know -_-

She deserved a way better death scene cause her death was so anticlimatic

When you get banned from a discord server cause the owner "doesn't know you that much" instead of an actually good reason so you collect all 7 chaos emeralds and go super to beat their ass:

Idk I made dis :))

When you uhh you uhhh fuck uhhhh something about sex uhhhh oh right Five Nights At Alex's now has it's own community now that's cool uhhhh here's Alexmatronic looking to the right uhhhh I'm gonna stop posting Five Nights' At Alex's in the Tophat Society