friend: -blank- was mean to me..

Me: Alr lemme go grab my gun

*realizes I’m not at home*

Me: wait..

*realizes I don’t own a gun*

Me: AWH DANG IT

*realizes I’m not allowed/old enough to shoot a gun*

Me: OUTRAGEOUS!!

friend: what?

Me: *grabs @LunaUndertaleFan out of thin air*

friend: WAT?!

Me: App, you know how to use a gun