29 days ago

AHHAHAHA! I love to see these switch 2 sells going into shit, aha. Fuck you, Nintendo! For this post, I'm gonna be shitting on Nintendo's new console "Nintendo Switch 2" for this entire article.


(1. Their fucking prices

No reason for their prices to be worth the same as GTA 6. This is literally fucking GTA 6! but family-friendly. FUCK youuu, Nintendo. It's even the third most ex- fucking most EXPENSIVE CONSOLE! You can even pay for TOUR! Pay for Chat, Pay for Online, Pay $80 per fucking GAAAAAAAAME. Nintendo you greedy little fuck.

"DROP THE PRICE!"

(2. How they treat it

They literally treat it like their life, for example. They want all of it their themes, even though IT'S THE SAME! They wouldn't even let you mod it, or else they'll brick the fuck out of it! We can't even let Mario have a link hat, and once they do, they say "Fuck off, go buy a new one, peasant!" you'll be forced to buy a new one! We've bought the console, we should do whatever we want with it, we should be able to wipe our asses with this console. GameStop treat it shit on accident, they stapled it, they broke it. And for the games, making Mario Kart World $80 when literally it's the same experience! If you already experienced the other Mario Kart games, then why pay $80 to feel the same experience? "Oh, you can play as cow, Imma pay immediatelyihiueawht!" Shut the fuck up.

OVERALL:

Don't fucking buy it! It is more of a scam. If you pay the console, you're in all pay walls! Like you can't buy any more games if you had the exact money as the switch 2 price, why bother to save more money for the games? Look at this shitty economy. We're all in the shits right now because of all these greedy, greedy people!...

Yeah, for that. Please don't overly use up your money just for this console, there are better ones out there. Just play the games from your device that you're currently reading off of.

~I'll be back, Nintendo. >:)

Glitchy Penguin general
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