Wario was a great advertiser back then...

This is what the conversation during beta testing looks like (yes it's literally this image)

never in my life have i ever seen something THIS FRIED

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. i have become legal duck

Merry Christmas

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"I don't think he's gonna make it..."

"Oh god that looks bloody..."

Renovation is due...