I know it's over, still, I cling on

'Cause I'm my own right-hand girl

And I don't need anyone

But sometimes, I miss your stupid face

And your taste, and your smokin' gun

It's so depressin' how the tear ducts in my eyes

They're so much wetter than the space between my thighs

Oh-oh-oh, I can't help if thinkin' about it only makes me cry

It keeps me wet, you know you keep me wet

'Til I run dry

It's nights like this that remind me of my deepest fantasy

Where I'm all alone, and I feel the cold, dark earth caressin' me

'Cause I'm six feet under nearly and I don't have anyone

But this wouldn't be the first or last time that

Both my tears and I have come

It's so depressin' how the tear ducts in my eyes

They're so much wetter than the space between my thighs

Oh-oh-oh, I can't help if thinkin' about it only makes me cry

It keeps me wet, you know you keep me wet

'Til I run dry

Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

My blood runs cold, my thoughts are plasmic

From not lettin' go

And lettin' go could be orgasmic

But I guess I wouldn't know, ooh

It's so depressin' how the tear ducts in my eyes

They're so much wetter than the space between my thighs

Oh-oh, I can't help if thinkin' about it only makes me cry

It keeps me wet, you know you keep me wet

'Til I run dry

Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh