PRE FIGHT)

*HEY EVERY !! IT'S

ME!!

-

*EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE

[[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]

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*SPAM (Auto skipped)

*SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!

-

*WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A. . .

-

*LIGHT nER HEY-HE Y HEY!!!

-

*LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone

On A Late Night?]]

-

*ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned

you for the slime]] YOU ARE?

-

*SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]]

[[Drain]]??

-

*LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???

-

*WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Special

Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]]

LIKE YOU!!

-

*IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]

-

*THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]

-

*WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]]

WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE

-

*WHEN YOU CAN BE A

-

*[[BIG SHOT!!!]]

-

*[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]

-

*[[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]

-

*THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR

CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!

-

*AND I HAVE JUST.

-

*THE THING.

-

*YOU NEED.

-

*THAT'S

-

*[[Hyperlink Blocked]].

-

*YOU WANT IT.

*YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]],

DON'T YOU

-

*WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!

-

*ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.

-

*YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]].

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*YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?

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*YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]]

*WHY DON'T YOU

*[[Show it off?]]

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*HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

Narration)

(opening)*DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?

-

*There's nothing wrong.

There's NOTHING WRONG.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG

-

*Spamton flashes an award-losing smile

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*Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW!

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*Spamton mutters "1997."

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*CONGRULATIONS YOU ARE THE 100th VISITOR!!! CLICK HERE TO [Die]

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*THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A NICE [Splurge] EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE

Pre-Attacks/Passive Dialoge)

*ENL4RGE yourself

-

*TRANSMIT KROER

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*[Press F1 For] HELP

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*Get Big And WIN

[W1ld Prizes!]

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*HELP

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*Meet Local Singles Straight from [My]

-

ACT Stuff)

(Check)*SPAMTON- He wants to make a DEAL, but don't give him your MONEY!

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[Deal]

HEY HEY HEY!

I'VE NEVER SEEN A

[HeartShpaedObject]

LIKE THAT BBEFORE!!

-

MY EYES ARE [[Burning]]

LIKE [[DVDs of ANY

movie at Half-pr1ce!]]

-

I HAVE A VERY SPECIL

[Deal] FOR YOU KID!

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[NOT INTERESTED]

WRONG ANSWER!!!

WRONG!!! WRONG!!!

WRONG!!! TRY AGAIN!!!

-

[NEXT DEAL]

-

KID!!! IN BUSINESS

YOU NEED TO

SAY YOU'RE

INTERESTED!!!

-

[TELL ME MORE]

THAT'S THE ATTITUDE

YOU LITTLE [Slime]!

-

DEALS LIKE THIS

ONLY COME ONCE IN

YOUR [[Ant-sized]]

[[Rapidly-shrinking]]

LIFE!!

-

[Deal]

BELIEVE IT

OR !!

I USED TO be A BIG

SHOT. THE BIGGEST!!

BUT NOW...

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I NEED A LITTLE

[[Genorisity]]

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[GIVE MONEY]

YUM YUM.

DELICIS KOMER.

-

DID YOU HAVE

AN YMORE?

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*(You felt your KROMER being

absorbed..)

*{Wrong choice...?}

[Next deal]

YUM YUM I NEED

A LITTLE MORE

[Genorisity]

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[DON'T GIVE]

THAT'S RIGHT AND I

DON'T MEAN [Money]!!!

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I'M A SALESMAN ,

I WAS NEVER IN IT

FOR THE MONEY!!!

-

[Deal]

I WAS ONLY EVER

IN IT FOR

-

THE [Freedom]

-

TO MAKE YOUR OWN

[Deals]

TO CALL YOUR OWN

[Shots]

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AND SOMETIMES IN THE

MORNING, A LITTLE

[Hyperlink Blocked]

-

SOUNDS GOOD.

DOESN;T IT?KID?

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DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE

JUST LIKE YOUT OLD

PAL SPAMTON????

-

TAKE THE DE4L.

-

[DON'T TAKE DEAL]

DEAL OR NO DEAL,

THAT'S THE TV SHOW

-

WHERE THE PEOPLE

WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL

-

GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH

[Next Deal]

TAKE THE DEAL

YOU LITTLE [Sponge]

-

[TAKE DEAL]

NOW THAT'S WHAT

I'M TALKING ABO4T!

YOU GOT [Guts] KID!!

-

THAT's [[Discomfort

And Abdominal

Pain]] IN MY

[[Guts]]!!

-

[Deal]

DONT WORRY KID I

WILL GIVE YOU

[Deal Insurance]

-

ONLY FOR THE

LOW, LOW PRICE

OF 1000 KROMER.

-

AN AWESOME PRICE.!

AN ABOSLUTELY

[[Terrifying]] PRICE

-

PRICES SO LOW,

EVERYONE I KNOW IS

[[Dead]]!!!

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[BUY INSURANCE]

YUM YUM.

DELICIS KOMER.

-

DID YOU HAVE

AN YMORE?

-

*(You felt your KROMER being

absorbed..)

*(Wrong choice...?)

[Next Deal]

YUM YUM DID

YOU WANT SOME

MORE INSURANCE?

-

[DON'T BUY]

WHAT!? YOU DOn'T

HAVE ENOUGH

[Wacky Stacks]!?

-

Kid, you're [Killing]

me! HAHAHA!!

HAHAHA!!!

-

PLEASE STOP [Killing]

ME I WILL GIVE

Y OU ANOTHER DEAL.

-

[Deal]

DON'T WORRY KIDS

I'M AN [HonestMan]

-

I JUST NEED YOU

[Account Details] AND

THE

[Number on theB4ack]!

-

THEN YOU CAN ENJOY

1000 Fr3e KRomer

-

[GIVE ACCOUNT ACCESS]

YUM YUM GREAT

DEAL KID!!

-

YOUR A BIGSHOT!!

SAVING THE WORLD!!

-

*(You felt your KROMER being

absorbed..)

*(Wrong choice...?)

[Next Deal]

YUM YUM DID

YOU HAVE ANY

MORE ACCOUNTS?

-

[REFUSE]

WHAT!?!? YOU DON'T

NEED IT!?!?

-

THAT'S A REAL BIGSHOT

MOVE KID!!!

YOU'RE LIKE ME...

-

[Desperate]

-

BUT WE KNOW WHAT

WE WANT,

DON'T WE!?

-

W1LD PR1ZES,

HOTSINGLE,

100 CUSTOMER,

AND MOST OF ALL...

-

[Hyperlink Blocked].

-

WILL YOU TAKE

THE FINAL DEAL!?

-

REMEMBER...

THIS IS UP TO YOU!

I WOn'T FORCE YOU.

-

[NO DEAL]

WRONG

(He gets wider as he says WRONG and stops at the 4th WRONG or so)

-

[YES DEAL]

THEN A DEAL'S

A DEAL!!!

-

PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH U KID!!!

-

FIGHT End(Fight route))

*HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE

PHRASE,

*[Make Money, Not War]!

-

*HOW'S AN INNOCENT [Guy] LIKE ME

SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off]

-

*WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating

People Up],

-

*[Spitting] IN THEIR EYES,

THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face]

-

*[Stomping] ON THEIR TOES,

YANKING THEIR [Noses]

-

*AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A

SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?

-

*YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE ALL THAT

EARLIER!

-

*AND BEEN THE FIRST TO OWN MY

[Commemorative Ring]

-

*TOO BAD! SEE YOU KID!

-

(FIGHT End(Act route))

*NOW ON TO THE NEXT STEP...

-

*I'LL BE WAITING AT MY

[[Home-made Storefront Site]]

-

*IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For

Repairs.]]

-

*COME. . .ALONE.

-

AND DON'T ... FORGET!

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*TO [[Like and Subscirbe]] FOR

MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]

*HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

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STORE DIALOGE)

-

[Upon Entering]

*HEY EVERY !

*IT'S ME, SPAMTON G.

SPAMTON!

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[Upon entering BUY]

*DEALS SO GOOD I'll

[$!$]

MYSELF!

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[[Item descriptions]]

[KeyGen:]

KEYITEM

100%

CERTIFIED

WAREZ

-

[S.POTION:]

ITEM

ITEM

AFFECTS HP

A LOT!

THE SMOOTH

TASTE OF

-

["THE BIG ONE":]

CUT ANYTHING

2 PEICES!

CRIMINAL!

-

[BSHOT BOWTIE:]

EXCLUSIVE

OFFICAL

SPAMTON

-

[Upon Canceling Buying an Item]

*WHAT?!

YOU WERE SO CLOSE!!

-

[Upon buying anything]

*DELICIOUS KROMER

-

[Upon leaving an option]

*HURRY UP AND BUY!

-

[[TALKING]]

[Upon clicking TALKING]

LET'S MAKE A DEAL.

-

[OUR DEAL]

*KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I

KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A

Saturday Night]]!

-

*AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA BE A [Big

Shot]! EAHAHAHAHAA!!

-

*BUT HOW? HOW CAN YOU BE?

-

*LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF

QUEEN'S [Mansion]

-

*[[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING For

[[A LimiTed Time Only!]]

*A HEAVEN-PIERCING

[[Workout-Ready Body]]

-

*[[Designed BY The Classics

You've Come To Expect!

(C)1997]]

-

*KRIS THAT [Litttle Nipper] IS

OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE

YOU [Big]. MAKE ME [Big]

-

*BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE

TAKING [ A Ride around Town on

Our Special Cungadero]

-

*VACATIONING IN [Burning acid]

WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE

[Hyperlink Blocked].

-

*BUT KRIS DON'T [Breathe] YET!!

THE WAY IS LOCKED BY [High

Quality Encryption]!!!

-

*YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE.

-

*WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE

[Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!.

-

*AS A [Commemorative Ring] I

WILL LET YOU BUY [KeyGen] FROM

ME AT [The Low Low Price Of]

-

*WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH

A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING

MYSELF!!!

-

*TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL

[[Die]]!!

*IT'S THAT GOOD!!!

-

*[BUY] THE KEYGEN FROM ME,

UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET

THAT EmptyDisk!!!

-

[OUR DEAL Again]

*KEYGEN(Here he changes colors)

-

[ABOUT YOU]

*I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE

E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It

Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It

Burns!]] GUY!

-

*[[Amazed at thi5 amazing

transformation? You too can]]

HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH

[[Unintelligble Laughter]]

-

*SOON I'LL EVEN SURPASS THAT

DAMNED [[Clown Around Town!]]

-

*BUT UNLIKE HIM I'M GONNA

[[Shoot For the Sky!]] AND GET

ON THE PATH TO...

-

*[[The Big One]]

-

*I'LL GET SO

*I'LL GET SO

*I'LL GET SO

*I'LL GET SO

*I'LL GET SO

*I'LL GET SO

-

*[[Hyperlink blocked.]]

-

[Same when repeated ABOUT YOU]

-

[KNIGHT]

*SPEAKING OF [[Communion]]

-

*KRIS, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE

KNIGHT...

-

*No I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I

didn't mean to --

-

*TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS??

TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION

STRAIGHT TO HELL

-

[New topic, FRIENDS]

*ME? ... FRIENDS?

-

*EAHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!!

*KRIS! YOU AND ME. ARE ALREADY

[Friend Request Accepted]

-

*WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE!!! WE

DON'T NEED [[Easels]] or

[[CRTs]]!!

-

*WE DON'T NEED ANY [[Man, Woman,

or Child]] [[At Half Price]] !!

-

*WE DON'T NEED [[MIKE]]!!!

-

*...

*... Mike...

-

*KRIS!!! DON'T BELIVE

[[Anything You See On TV!]]

*THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL

YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!

-

[Same when repeated FRIENDS]

-

[FEAR]

*WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF???

ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia

of]] [[Being Afraid]]

-

*THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT

-

*...

-

*..can anyone hear me? Help..

-

*HUH??? WHAT NO, I DIDN'T HEAR

ANYTHING JUST NOW!!!

-

*. . .BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY

WERE TALKING TO YOU.

-

[FEAR again]

*. . .

[ESCAPE]

*MANSION . . .BASEMENT!

*FIND IT!

-

-

SPAMTON NEO)

-

[Pre-fight text]

*HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL

GOOD...

-

*HERE I AM!! KRIS!!

-

*BIG

-

*BIG,

-

*[[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER]]

-

*HA HA HA. . .THIS POWER IS

-

*FREEDOM

-

*I WON'T HAVE TO BE

*JUST A PUPPET

*ANY MORE!!!!

-

*. . .

-

*OR. . . so. . . I. . . thought.

-

*WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS!?

*WHY AM I NOT [BIG] ENOUGH!?

*It's still DARK. . . SO DARK!

-

*KRIS.

-

*KRIS.

*KRIS.

*KRIS.

-

*THAT'S RIGHT.

*YOU.

*I NEED YOU.

-

*TO BE BIG.

*WITH ME.

-

*VERY VERY BIG

-

*SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND

SEE PAST THE DARK

-

*STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE

CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO

-

*H E A V E N

-

*I

*JUST NEED

*THAT LITTLE,

-

*[[SOUL]]

*Y O U HAVE

-

*KRIS!!! YOU HAVE [Friends]!?

-

*WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM ABOUT

MY [3 for One Specil]!

-

*TODAY, THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN

TAKE A LITTLE [Ride Around

Town. . .]

-

*[Attention Customers! Clean up

on Aisle 3!]

-

*SOMEONE LEFT [There] SOULS,

[Lyeing Around. . . . . .]

-

*Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT]

JUST NOW!?

-

*WOW!!

*I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD

[Killed] YOU!

-

*[Heaven], are you WATCHING?

-

*IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY

[Specil] DEAL. . .

----

[Narration]

*It's time to be a BIG SHOT!(Opening)

-

*Hold and release [Z] to fire a

BIG SHOT!

-

*Spamton turns to the audience

and laughs.

-

*Spamton appeals to the audiance

with a festive jig!

-

*Spamton begs to the audience,

Spamton prays to the audience.

-

*There is no audience.

-

*It pulls the strings and makes

them ring.

-

*The stage lights are shattered.

-

*Spamton begs the audience

to stop taking the furniture out

of his room.

-

*The air crackles with freedom.(Jevil has the same line)

-

*Spamton feels the sweet breeze

as he takes a ride around town.

-

[Passive dialoge/Pre-Attack DIaloge]

KRIS! ISN'T THIS [Body] JUST [Heaven]LY!?

3X THE[Fire] POWER.

2X THE[Water] POWER.

AND BEST OD ALL,

FLYING[Heads!]

-

WE'LL TURN THOSE

[Schmoes] AND [Daves]

INTO [Rosen Graves]

-

THOSE [Cathode Screens]

INTO [Cathode Screams]

-

KRIS, DON'T YOU

WANNA BE [Part]

OF MY BEAUTIFUL [Heart]?!

-

OR. . .DID YOU NEED

A LITTLE

[Specil Tour]?

-

ALL YOU GOTTA

DO IS [Big].

-

THEN WE'LL BE

THE ONES MAKING

THE [Calls], KRIS!

-

IT'S CALLING, KRIS. . .

MY [Heart]. . .

MY [Hands]. . .

-

KRIS!

CAN YOU REALLY

LOOK IN MY [Eyes]

AND SAY NO!?

-

LOOK IN MY [Eyes]

LOOK IN MY [Nose]

LOOK IN MY [Mouth]

-

I CAN'T STAND IT!!!

I THINK I'M GONNA

HAVE A [HeartAttack]!

-

KRIS, I'LL EVEN

GIVE YOU A

[Free Value]

-

[Die Now] AND I'LL

THROW IN [50]

[Bullets] FOR FREE!

-

KRIS. IF YOU GIVE

ME THAT [Soul] I

WILL GIVE YOU

EVERYTHING I HAVE.

-

I WILL GIVE YOU [3 Easy Payments of $9.99!]

-

[Friends]!? KRIS!?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?

-

YOU DON'T NEED [Friends]!!

-

I CAN MAKE MY

HANDS INTO

PHONES!!!

-

DON'T YOU

WANNA HELP YOUR

OLD PAL SPAMTON?

-

KRIS!! THINK!!

WHAT ARE MY

[Eggs] GOING TO DO!?

-

BUT KRIS, IF YOU

REFUSE. THAT'S YOUR

CHOICE. I CAN'T

FORCE YOU.

-

I CAN ONLY [Kill]

YOU [50-percent faster

than similar products]

OR [No Money Back!]

-

[The Smooth

Taste Of] NEO

-

THE [@$@!] TASTE

OF SPAMTON

-

DON'T YOU

WANNA BE A

BIG SHOT?

-

[Clown]!?

NO I FEEL SICK!

-

KRIS!!! TAKE THE

DEAL!!! TAKE IT!!!

-

DO YOU WANNA BE

A [Heart] ON A [Chain]

YOUR WHOLE LIFE!?

-

OR . . .

DID YOU WANT

TO BE . . .

-

Did you wanna

be. . .

-

KRIS . . .

I WON'T FORCE YOU.

I CAN'T.

I CAN'T FORCE YOU.

-

BUT JUST LOOK, KRIS.

LOOK AT THE [Power of

NEO] AND ASK YOURSELF. . .

-

WELL, DON'T YOU?

-

DON'T YOU WANNA

BE A [Big Shot]!?

-

-

[ACT end]

WAIT!!

[$!?!] THE PRESSES!

-

MY. . . MY [Wires] . . .

THEY'RE ALMOST [Gone]!?

-

KRIS. . .YOU. . .

YOU'RE [Gifting] ME

MY [Freedom]?!

-

KRIS. . .AFTER EVERYTHING

I DID TO YOU. . . !?

-

AFTER ALL THE

[Unforgettable D3als]

[Free KRONER] I

GAVE YOU

-

YOU'RE FINALLY

REPAYING MY

[Genorisity]!?

-

KRIS!!! I UNDERSTAND

NOW!! THE GREATEST

DEAL OF ALL!!!

-

[Friendship]!!!

-

KRIS!!! MY DAYS AS

A [Long-Nosed Doll]

ARE OVER!!!

-

CUT THAT

[Wire] AND MAKE

ME A [Real Boy]!!

-

ARE YOU WATCHING,

[Heaven]!? IT'S

TIME FOR SPAMTON'S

[Comeback Speical]!

-

AND THIS TIME. . .

I LIVE FOR MYSELF!!!

-

NO . . . MYSELF AND

MY [Friend(s)]!!!

-

HERE I GO!!!!

WATCH ME FLY,

[MAMA]!!!!

-

[FIGHT end]

-

WAIT!!

[$!?!] THE PRESSES!

-

HAHAHA. . . KRIS!!!

YOU THINK DEPLETING

MY [8000 Life Points]

-

MEANS YOU'VE WON

[A Free Meal] TO

[Winning]?!

-

NO!!! NO!!! NE-O!!

-

KRIS!!

YOUR [Deal] HAS FAILED!!

[NEO] NEVER LOSES!!

-

THIS IS [Victory Smoke]!!

IT MEANS IT'S TIME

FOR MY [Second Form]!

-

ARE YOU READY KRIS!?

FOR MY [Next Trick]!

-

I WILL FILL MY [Body]

WITH [Electricaty] AND BECOME

SPAMTON [EX]!

-

ARE YOU READY [Kids]!?

-

[Turn Up The JUICE!]

[Turn Up The JUICE!]

-

[Make Sure You Don't

Get It On Your Shoese!]

-

ARE YOU GETTING

ALL THIS [Mike]!?

I'M FINALLY

-

I'M FINALLY GONNA

BE A BIG SHOT!!!

-

HERE I GO!!!!

WATCH ME FLY,

[MAMA]!!!!

-

[Out of fight in general(No diffrences)]

*It seems after all I couldn't

be anything more than a simple

puppet.

-

*But you three. . .You're strong.

-

*With a power like that. . .

-

*Maybe you three can break your own strings.

-

*Let me become your strength.

-