being able to kick yourself from your own single player world be like

woah really!?

Found a bastion (dont ask about my XP my friend was messing around on our multiplayer world)

you cant kill me, im the main character....

wanna play eye contact avoiding simulator?

got the whole squad laughing

New minecraft project

who needs night vision potions when i got the brightness feature in optifine?

Ligma

you are an idiot ah ha ha ha ha!