Morning, here are some potentially not offensive jokes.

Simba

Done

Oh...there you are...

Bro after knocking me out with a crowbar and snorting 80 kilograms of crack (no offense)

Who is him....

You know what this means.

I worked hard on this crap, call it bad I'll attempt to hack you. (Sike, idk how to hack)

Some things never change.

Me after watching my girl get freaky with bro