My name's Angry Luigi, and i am super fucking mad.
I don't know what to do, I'll just sit alone and sad.
There is nothing in this world, that can make me smile.
Honestly, it's complicated why I'm so hostile.
Think about my lonely past, depressing, scary, and cold.
You can play games all you want, but I'll no longer be controlled.
My name's Angry Luigi, and I want to see you burn.
So just stay right there and let me KILL YOU.

IT'S JUST WHAT I'VE EARNED!